“the road to hell”
…as Darryl, a former volunteer, I was told, used to call it. Ironic how this is among the first signs that greets me as I enter the village. The trip to Iko Esai, where I will be staying for two long years (for now anyway) was the longest, most anxious time in my life. After the main highway from Calabar we turned at a junction, whereupon the road just got from bad to unbelievable. I know most everyone thought I was crazy for doing this, but by the time we had passed the neighboring village Iko Ekperem, even I thought I was crazy then. I already felt suffocated (with 2 years ringing in my head), and I had not even seen Iko Esai!
It’s not on the map, so don’t bother looking for it (God knows I’ve tried!). If you do get a good Nigerian map or Google Earth, look towards the southeast near the border of Cameroon. Iko Esai is a village in Akamkpa town, which you will find on the map. It is somewhere between that and the Cross River National Park or Oban Hills. It is a cluster of 6 villages and 5 other villages in its periphery, and Heaven is one of those smaller villages (don’t ask me why it’s called that). I guess the villages are comparable to our sitios, although Iko Esai is not exactly a barangay, it’s not even a proper local government unit. It’s hard to understand and it’s all very disorganized, as with everything else in this country. Anyway, here is a view of it.

So that’s the main road, and it doesn’t stretch for much longer. At first I was shocked to see mud huts along the way from Abuja to Calabar; little did I imagine I would be living in a community full of them. But no, my house is made of hollow blocks, made as crudely as imaginable (again, as with everything else in this country). This is my living room/guest room/kitchen, with Nicky, the Cercopan deputy director, and Mike, the education assistant, who is an “indigene” of the village and who has been introducing me to everyone and showing me where everything is.

This was taken the first day I arrived, and Mike was showing us how to cook the most common Nigerian meal – gari (processed cassava) with soup. Every food here is some heavy carbohydrate (gari, yam, plantain, or rice) and soup. Whatever soup it is, it has 2 cubes of “maggi” (broth bullion); some green leafy vegetable; often with pounded okra (just so you get the slime without the fiber) or some other pounded seed to thicken it; sometimes with some kind of meat, but at the village there’s just disgusting dried fish (not our daing or barol), “ice fish” (which is more disgusting, since it has traveled continents and has supposedly reached Nigeria still “iced”), or crayfish (dried hipon, and I mean the Ilonggo hipon, not actual shrimps), which is probably the least gross of them all. Oh, and of course, lots and lots of “pepe” (sili). Anything without pepe here is not food. But more on food later.